Creator: D-SuN
Size: 4,987,774 bytes
Date: May 4, 2005 5:11 AM EDT
Combat Prowess: Sparking
Source: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/235325

Observant and cultured eyes will be able to tell that that power star makes me horny from frame 1 of the site by noticing that the logo uses a font stolen from this Flash.

I don't care that the font predates the flash.

The combat in this series has its own flavor that is still rather distinct to this day.

All of the Tekken music used fits the tone because this is less about speed blitzing and more about positioning. (pretend this is pre-Tekken 8 where Tekken is still about positioning)

The only flaw with this one is the fact that Mario never uses his UZIs after this one. Although, it's possible he only has them because he's in some sort of dream world at the start.

On top of that, I don't think it's easy to find UZIs in the Mushroom Kingdom either, in the same way it's not easy to find a flintlock pistol. Their weaponry is advanced to the point where an Uzi is more of a toy than anything.