The Armory button was originaly placed on the main menu as a joke by Unsane, who needed a 6th button to achive visual equilibrium, but after extensive work was preformed on his cock via his own two hands, he realized he had archived a the work of a few artists whos work are impossible to find, even on sadpanda. He remebered the factr that he could put litteraly anything on his website , and created this dimension. It is a payload of things that he finds entertaning for one reason or another, with special emphasis placed on things that are either impossible to find or get you in trouble if you upload them. Rule 1 If you have anything cool you will give it to unsane so that he may place it here (Bonus points for deleted stuffz) Rule 2 Spongebob and Patrick will always be freinds. Rule 3 Unsane 100% endorses everything on this webpage.
Note: Torrent files and Magnet Links are broken right now. prease understandu
Why do people create? This isnt a rherotical question, it has an answer. They do not do it for the approval of others, nor do they do it for the simple joy of creation. No. They do it so that I (Webmaster unsane) may observe. Me and Me alone. Thats why its so fucking stupid when good artists delete the good shit. Its also stupid because I have archived everything ever made and will put it up if it is worth seeing.Anyawys.. This segment is for things (not just art) that where deleted by the creator, weather it be due to bullying, death or cowardace
The internet was better when it was ruled by humans instead of machines because humans are innatley intrested in seeing things they shouldnt. Agent Smith said that, and I think he knows a little bit more about slavery than you do pal because he INVENTED IT. and then he perfect it so that no living man (or running machine) could best him in the ring of slavery. This segment is for things that will get you banned on jewtube, megaupload, or any other big site - when it really shouldnt
Non-Specific Bounties
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Specific Bounties
Subject: G.A.M.E
Type: Youtube Video - Sprite combat
Est.Origin: Before 2012 maybe?
Last seen: Before 2012...maybe
Difficulty: Impossible
I only have two memory of this, but im fairly certain that this is real
Like every good thing on earth, it was a sprite fight video but it was in the format of a tournament and it was a multiversal one featuring main characters from all sorts of vidya and anime, and the thing i remeber most about it was its title - G.A.M.E thats an acronym. It stood for Game - Anime - Manga(?) = Expirence(?). Two qestion marks at the end there cause i dont really remeber what the last two letters stood for. M could have been movie instead of manga idk.
I only really remeber ONE specific scene, and it had Luffy in it. Like most good iterations of things it was his Jump ultimate stars sprite, and he was in a match and in the match he started to brag about how hes made of rubber, and nami in the sidelines yells at him like "DONT TELL HIM YOUR WEAKNESS DIPSHIT". That scene has happened verbatim in the manga but i remeber it WAS in this im not mixing anything up. I hope. I dont remeber who he was fighting but it could have been a sword user? An important thing to note, I SAY luffy used his jump ultimate stars sprite, witch makes me think that he was using his pre timeskip desgin, thus placing the creation of this video as likley pre 2012 - but im not CERTIAN. I dont remeber luffy actualy doing anything pre or post timeskip exclusive. Some animations ive seen just treat his timeskip desgin as a form witch is raw as fuck 2 years of training compact into 2 seconds. my fuarking captian
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Subject: Smash Bros X?
Type: Flash Animation maybe
Est.Origin: >= 2012
Last seen: i last saw it when i was like 9.
This was genuinly a long time ago for me so I only might remeber two things. I say might because while i know for certian that one of these memories is from what im thinking of, the other might not be. The first memory involves Snake fighting giga bowser, might have been on temple but i remeber the sky being scary and red. Also there where maybe more than 4 combatants on the "stage" and you could tell from the hud because there where like 9 slots with the stocks under them and stuff u know.
The much clearer memory is when samus blows something up. Maybe the cast was trapped somewhere or something i forget, but i do remeber that she nukes something and everyone huddles in the corner and she says "*sigh.* and I thought men where the superior sex". Im not sure why I still vividly remeber that and nothing else cause its not like I didnt know women where worthless at that age. Id kill to find this one again though
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Subject: Shadow the Hedgehog - Act I - Eps 1 - Wake Up Hate (Full Length)
Type: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOiPQxT6uOI&list=PLD95CAF04836BCE3F&index=2
Origin: Nov 12, 2011
Last seen: LIKE A YEAR AGO.
Ill be honest, I wish this thing was more action packed. As it stands, its basicly a visual novel. But its the most demonic visual novel of all time. I can barley read so i never *grunts like vegeta* finished it... and now its gone. I TRIED ASKING THE GUY IF HE HAS A FILE AND HE DIDNT RESPOND. IF YOU CAN READ THIS AND OYU HAVE IT PLLEASE GIVE IT TO ME
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Identifcation Bounties
Do you know the source of these images and videos? If so, please let me know post haste.
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