The Armory button was originaly placed on the main menu as a joke by Unsane, who needed a 6th button to achive visual equilibrium, but after extensive work was preformed on his cock via his own two hands, he realized he had archived a the work of a few artists whos work are impossible to find, even on sadpanda. He remebered the factr that he could put litteraly anything on his website , and created this dimension. It is a payload of things that he finds entertaning for one reason or another, with special emphasis placed on things that are either impossible to find or get you in trouble if you upload them.

Rule 1
If you have anything cool you will give it to unsane so that he may place it here (Bonus points for deleted stuffz)

Rule 2
Spongebob and Patrick will always be freinds.

Rule 3
Unsane 100% endorses everything on this webpage.

Why do people create? This isnt a rherotical question, it has an answer. They do not do it for the approval of others, nor do they do it for the simple joy of creation. No. They do it so that I (Webmaster unsane) may observe. Me and Me alone. Thats why its so fucking stupid when good artists delete the good shit. Its also stupid because I have archived everything ever made and will put it up if it is worth seeing.Anyawys..
This segment is for things (not just art) that where deleted by the creator, weather it be due to bullying, death or cowardace

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Subject: Plumpybread
Type: Fat fetish Art archive
D.O.A: 2023
Difficulty: Impossible.
Size: Fat hehehe... no but its like 947mb or something.
This guys stuff was GAWD-LEIK - and i say that as someone whos not even gay. My sensei once said, its not gay if its rape but that brings up an important question - is it still not gay if belly rale (As in sex with the naval + raping the bellys inside with copius ammounts of callories)? Studies that involve me fapping to these pictures point to the outcome being - yes as in yes its not gay. Either way these drawings are rapefuel. Idk why this guy deleted his account, but this should be a full archive of teh shit, including a lot of retarted reaction images so srry about that lol.



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Subject: Smokii
Type: Fat fetish Art archive
D.O.A: 2023
Difficulty: Difficult.
Size: 485,136,831 bytes
You know what gets on my nerves? moralfag retards with missplaced richeous indignation. I hate having a twitter account but it was the only good way to fuel my porn hoarding adiction after the great tumblr collapse of 2016 (never 4get [sad emoticon]) . Lets state one fundemental truth - Twitter is a dogshit service, both in general and for hoarding art. its very format is AIDZ. so why the FUCK are so many good artists leaving..... TO A SITE THATS THE EXACT SAME AS XITTER (blueshky) . WTF DO YOU MEAN "it got too bad for me" DUDE IT WAS ALWAYS DOGSHIT IN EVERY CAPACITY WHAT? IF YOU WANA MOVE BECAUSE THE OWNERSHIP IS BAD FINE.BUT YOU ARE MOVING MOVE TO A SITE THATS IDENTICLE BOTH IN SHITTY FORMAT AND SHITTY OWNERS. YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT MADE THE WORLD A WORSE PLACE FOR ME AND YOUR PROUD OF IT? Thats with this fucking kike smokii did. Anotehr thing i hate are tardz who very vislbly have no quillia or self belif. Fuck this goy LOL. Anyway heres an archive of all of his art from his deleted twitter. #rapeallartists Fair warning, The downloadable versions of the Archive may not be 100% complete, but some thing that might be missing in the downloadable version might be in the sadpanda link. Maybe. No real way of knowing because its all deleted. I hate artists.



The internet was better when it was ruled by humans instead of machines because humans are innatley intrested in seeing things they shouldnt. Agent Smith said that, and I think he knows a little bit more about slavery than you do pal because he INVENTED IT. and then he perfect it so that no living man (or running machine) could best him in the ring of slavery.
This segment is for things that will get you banned on jewtube, megaupload, or any other big site - when it really shouldnt

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Subject: Ronald Merle McNutt's " How I'm feeling about life in general"
Type: Hey guys, i guess thats it. *BOOM*
D.O.A: .... August 31, 2020
Difficulty: .... Common
Size: .... 194 MB
Wana know something sad? The full suicide stream of our favorite PSTD riddled Demogorgon - is very likley lost forever. This is the only footage that you will find on earth. On the bright side, this shit is in 704p witch is the highest availbie to my knowlege. Lets go over some Ronnie Mcnutt Livestream Stats
Title: How I'm feeling about life in general
Comments/Live Chats: 1.4K
Views: 4K
Reactions: 84
Shared: 61 times
Length: 1 hour 24 minutes 11 seco-
Wait what? Shared? CAN YOU IMAGINE YOUR GRANDMA ON FACEBOOK USING THE SHARE BUTTON ON HER SOMEHOW PERSTINE IPHONE 4 TO SEND YOU A BRAIN EXPLODING LOL

Fun fact, aproximetly 40 minutes into the stream he accidently shot his rifle while fiddling with it. Our only source for this info are eyewtiness testamonies but i dont see why people would lie about that or something idk. PTSD just puts you in combat mode 24/7, witch makes you perfect because you are never weak. Ronnie probaly hated the fact that he was above so many humans and decided to spare us from his awsome might . Rest in paradise mcnutt



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Subject: George Floyd VS Derick Chauvin: Light VS Darkness"
Type: Digitized Fent
D.O.A: Variable.
Difficulty: Easy
Size: 989,251,692 bytes
The theme of this page was alreayd falling apart with ronnie, but its just fully unchoesive now cause im pretty sure floyds death is on jewtube. oh well. its my site and i can put whatever i want on it

I dont think theres anything funnier than the massive nigga moment that happened when floyd saint of fent died genuinely why did niggers chimp out and nuke there own town LOL. This was before him being a druggie who robbed pregnant women was common knowlege but niggers are normalfag teir where they just cant operate as real humans (example - i am a real human.) There where some riots in the city near me and i wanted to to steal some games from target go but I was like 16 and couldnt drive, and my dad didnt let me go because i told him I didn't care about some nigger dying i just wanted to take advantage of the chaos and get free stuff. Good memory. Would have been better if i got free vidya though

Then again maybe not going was a good thing because if the niggers somehow found out that i was here to steal from a multi million dollar megamart instead of destorying small busniesses and ruining homes they would have tourtured me to death like the children in chaz in chaz

fun fact, the knee hold is a submision thing there taught in acadamey because it doesnt actualy constrict your breath. Thats why hes screaming instead of suffocating. Notice how hes saying his catchphrase before the knee of justice lands on his neck.. curious

Included are the full tape of His ascension (saints of fent dont die), Some funny pictures i had saved, and both of his sex tapes. I say both but i didnt check to see if they where actualy seperate because nothing repulses me more than niggers fucking its genuinly viscerally disgusting to me so i cant watch for too long. From what ive seen he cant get his dick up because of all the drugs. GROOSS! Its like watching animals fuck except some animals are hot so this is a bad comparison.
That reminds me my stepdad looks and sounds fucking IDENTICLE to George Floyd and he probably acts like him too (all of niggers are copy paste)



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Subject: Adobe Flash Professional CS6 + Crack
Type: Reality Egg inventor
D.O.A: 2012
Difficulty: harder than it should be desune~
Size: 1,973,764,338 bytes
Apparently flash was taken off the internet archive witch is fucking goy. whats the point of an archive if you let indians tell you what to do?

Realisticly this shouldnt be very hard to find I mean typing it out right now you could probably just go to rutracker or some shit and grab this im just gonna put it here cause. fuck adobe idk.

Included is a way to crack it. Fun fact, the activation servers are down so you cant get it legit even if you wanted to suport fagdobe for some psychotic reason
I was gonna make a "tool" section of this page and file this under that but i realised that everything is a tool in the hands of a master. learn from this



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Subject: FNF Human Destruction (Daisys Destruction mod) + Monday Night Liveleakin' pack + Racist Squidward Mod
Type: Mod
Message to feds: THERES NO ACTUAL ILLEGAL STUFF IN THIS LMFAO
Difficulty: Impossible
Size: 4,364,612,834 bytes)

THE HOST GOT MAD AT ME FOR THIS SO I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD PRESPASE THIS FOR LIKE THE 3RD TIME THIS ENTRY CAUSE PPL CANT READ: THERES NO ACTUAL CHILD PORN OR ANY ILLEGAL MATERIAL IN THIS W
I cant into friday night funkin. Not because its popular with kids but because im actual gutter dogshit trash at rhythm games. But it makes me happy to see people younger than me making edgy cartoons in flash 5 years after its death.

What makes me sad though is how the guys who made this apparently got bullied off the internet and stopped cause of it
Bullying is not ok!! Bullies must die. Ironic how so many people in this mod killed themselves because of bullying and now the bullies use there deaths as justifcation to bully. "MAKING MODS BASED OFF DEAD PEOPLE IS BAD BECAUSE.. IT JUST IS OK"

The main attraction in this pack is not the liveleak mod or racist squidward mod however. it is the *does a double take at the script* Daisys destruction mod that apparently uses real screencaps from the movie? ...what? THERES NO ACTUAL CHILD PORN THE PHOTOS ARE FROM A A DOCCUMENTARY. I WOULD NEVER HOST ILLEGAL CONTENT ON THIS WEBSITE BECAUSE IT WOULD GET ME BANNED FROM MY FAVORITE TF2 SERVER + IF I DID IT WOULD BE SHIT THATS ACTUALY HOT AND NOT A MOVIE WHERE THEY ALLEGEDLY HAVE A GREENSCREEN OF A DUNGEON AND BABY THATS BROWN (ew) . (source: used to know to someone who was groomed by a guy who had it daisys destruction. I dont talk to them anymore. Not because there a pedophile but because they where annoying and unfunny. If any fed tries to incriminate me by saying "why didnt you report the dude whos seen it" there in mexico nigga what do you want me to do. they have no government).

Sometimes things should be archived
This segment is for uploads that are simply hard to find, weather it because there main method of getting distributed was via temporary file storage, or there original site went down so they have no place to call home, or maybe even cool shit that was just never uploaded at all

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Subject: Minecraft Party /v/an World 2
Type: Dimension
D.O.A: 2020
Difficulty: Impossible
Size: 5,477,055,979 bytes
In order to harness creation one must harness destruction. Minecraft is a beautiful game because it regonizeses that - and there are few things more destructive than a bunch of /v/tards with god mods on one world. I had way to good of a time with it. In the apromixate 132 hours where the server was up, I spent about 124 of them playing day in and day out. Those 8 missing hours are only missing because i had a power outage for most of tuesday. Notice how the elisive "texas broncho" only nvkes the cinema while im trapped in stasis. Curious.

A very ffond memory, is when I discovered Immortality. If you used enough life crystals from the aether, your health would overflow and you got a ridicoulus number of hearts. I forget how much exactly, but it couldnt have been less than 1280 half hearts. You where for all intents and purposes immortal AND if you actualy somehow died - it gave you even more fucking hearts?.

Im actualy a rather merciful guy in minecraft though, i dont swing my weight around unless provoked, and that fagtard deet killed my fucking clownpeice. Now, i didnt know if he killed her or not but i had very strong suspisoins ( i forget the specifics it was 5 years ago now ). I ended up killing him a few times, but I didnt destory his stuff because I was looking for answers , not ruination. What happened next was kino, he ended up not answering me at all so what i did was i went to his base in the aether and held it hostage. I told him for that every minute he doesnt give me answers, a new 2hu, or a lead, i will destory a part of his home (mainly targeting the signpics he left everywhere). He got there after 20 min, and started attacking me. I had a scounter like device so i was able to see "IT".

He had figured out the life crystal immortalty syrum aswell
But in the end, even things such as immortality are beneath me.
He didnt know that I always kept at minimum one ANTI IMMORTALITY WEAPON in my backpack - The medusa head. It instantly petrified deet into a stone statue

Im pretty sure i left him alone because i got a new 2hu after that. But the even more kino part is when this anoying furfag cd0m entered. He kept trying to greif my squeeze zone (was known in this interation as a fat hall). He was unsucessfull at it because I had the force of a nuke and building power of one trillion chinamen so i didnt really care and i would just kill him. But then he also started replacing the cinema doors with some gay shit. I forget what it was but it looked worse and he incisted that it looked better. Who was the one who rebuilt the cinema after my interation was nuked? It was deet.

So me and deet both grabbed our shotguns while cd0m was sitting in the cinema, put them to the back of his head and did a Mission 19 style "JACKPOT" to the back of his brain. Two forces have banded togheter to take on the bigger threat (i.e a furfag being slightly annoying).

IIRC, cd0m ended up getting immortality too, but he only had level 1 immortality while at this point me and deet both had something like level 5 immortality witch would be over 20k hearts. So we just hit him in the head untill he died again and again. Even when he was more immortal than us he stood no chance cause he had no gear. Good memories.

Speaking of shotguns, the tf2 mod was so fucking fun. Bosses could destory blocks, and if you used a mann co deployment key to summon machines, it would genuinly summon fucking BILLIONS of them. the ammount of entites crashed the server numerous times. The robots actualy took over earth.

Enough of my blogpost though - The cords to the /d/ungeon are in the screenshots folder. One of the Worlds in the Wolrd folder is a download from the second the server shut down, and another is a download 5 min before that. There are more screenshots in the actual folder of hte minecraft instance



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Subject: MFZ Sprite archjive (+ some xtras)
Type: Synthesised Combat
D.O.A: Forever
Difficulty: Variable
Size: Variable
I just realized that I have so fucking many of these that i could very well turn this section alone into its own page. Witch i might do, but not right now maybe latter. Ill try to add a new sprite or two daily
Anyways, this is like 90% of the reason i started Mysticcombat.com. I just get sidetracked a lot

Special Shoutouts to the now defunct Mythicalforestzone.com, witch influenced me not only in a desginer point of veiw, but a spiritual one aswell. Special shoutout also too sgxp.me. I stole some of the sprites I was missing from them and also some backgrounds. hope they dont mind LOL. They might. IDK. There seems to be a lot of autism regarding sprite stealing. The most recent example is Sonic Gather battle, but i remeber autism even before that. I dont remeber to well because i was a toddler, but i remeber enough to know it was real. Also im pretty sure theres no Sonic Chaos evolution swf files uploaded online, just the video file because the guy who made them was scared of sprite stealing. Shame cause i would love to stea- i mean host his shit. anyways i gotta go get beheaded for stealing sprites brb



(edit: fuck i just had too many good ideas for a dedicated sprite page. Im gonna do that later lawl)



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Non-Specific Bounties

Obscure MUGEN characters - Bonus points for non english ones. [*]
FUCK MUGENARHIVE


Any Blacklisted or Forgotten Mods. [*]
FUCK NEXUSMODS


Cool Doom Wads
Minecraft Worlds
"Beta" versions of things.
Anything intresting thats hard to find, or better yet - Deleted

REWARD
Depends on what you give me
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Specific Bounties

Subject: Doomguy VS Master Cheif
Type: Youtube Video - Possibly deleted
Est.Origin: >= 2016
Last seen: 2017 maybe Difficulty: Impossible
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I have very vivid memories of this insanley nuclear video that had Doomguy and Master Cheif fighting.

There was some scary fucking intro and i cant remeber much after that except for the ending, where Cheif holds up a battered doomguy and says some shit like "its over. you lost" and then it pans to doomguys bloody face doing the weapon picup grin doom guy laughs in segments like "ha. hahaha. hahahahaha" and then unleashes the soulcube witch sends cheif back, and then while cheif is still flying backwards dommguy fires off every single weapon from doom 1, 2,3 64 and weapons that im pretty sure come from skulltag. there where probably some other weapons from various wads in there, it was just a birrage. It included him throwing his chainsaws too it was swag and then cheif gets gibbed.

It was raw. Cant find it though! death battle doesnt help search results. Im fairly certian Cheif used his Halo zero sprites and Doomguy used his Doom sprites (see the mockup on the right for refrence). The emphasis on the Soul cube makes me think this was prior to 2016, but i really cant remeber

REWARD
I make you a sweet doom 2 wad
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Subject: Smash Bros X?
Type: Flash Animation maybe
Est.Origin: >= 2012
Last seen: i last saw it when i was like 9.
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This was genuinly a long time ago for me so I only might remeber two things. I say might because while i know for certian that one of these memories is from what im thinking of, the other might not be. The first memory involves Snake fighting giga bowser, might have been on temple but i remeber the sky being scary and red. Also there where maybe more than 4 combatants on the "stage" and you could tell from the hud because there where like 9 slots with the stocks under them and stuff u know.

The much clearer memory is when samus blows something up. Maybe the cast was trapped somewhere or something i forget, but i do remeber that she nukes something and everyone huddles in the corner and she says
"*sigh.* and I thought men where the superior sex". Im not sure why I still vividly remeber that and nothing else cause its not like I didnt know women where worthless at that age. Id kill to find this one again though

REWARD
A babe of your choice gets a spotlight on the "Pussy Review" page (You will be pleased once i reveal what thats going to be )
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Subject: Shadow the Hedgehog - Act I - Eps 1 - Wake Up Hate (Full Length)
Type: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOiPQxT6uOI&list=PLD95CAF04836BCE3F&index=2
Origin: Nov 12, 2011
Last seen: LIKE A YEAR AGO.
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I actualy know exactly what this video is, who made it, and where it was placed. The issue is it is blocked in my country. and also your country. EVERY COUNTRY HAS THE VID BLOCKED

Ill be honest, I wish this thing was more action packed. As it stands, its basicly a visual novel. But its the most demonic visual novel of all time. I can barley read so i never *grunts like vegeta* finished it... and now its gone. I TRIED ASKING THE GUY IF HE HAS A FILE AND HE DIDNT RESPOND. IF YOU CAN READ THIS AND OYU HAVE IT PLLEASE GIVE IT TO ME

REWARD
A babe of your choice gets a spotlight on the "Pussy Review" page (You will be pleased once i reveal what thats going to be )
1 Spotlight in the Hall of Fame

Identifcation Bounties

Do you know the source of these images and videos? If so, please let me know post haste.








REWARD
I suck your cock and 2,000,000,000,000,000