The Armory button was originaly placed on the main menu as a joke by Unsane, who needed a 6th button to achive visual equilibrium, but after extensive work was preformed on his cock via his own two hands, he realized he had archived a the work of a few artists whos work are impossible to find, even on sadpanda. He remebered the factr that he could put litteraly anything on his website , and created this dimension. It is a payload of things that he finds entertaning for one reason or another, with special emphasis placed on things that are either impossible to find or get you in trouble if you upload them. Rule 1 If you have anything cool you will give it to unsane so that he may place it here (Bonus points for deleted stuffz) Rule 2 Spongebob and Patrick will always be freinds. Rule 3 Unsane 100% endorses everything on this webpage.
Why do people create? This isnt a rherotical question, it has an answer. They do not do it for the approval of others, nor do they do it for the simple joy of creation. No. They do it so that I (Webmaster unsane) may observe. Me and Me alone. Thats why its so fucking stupid when good artists delete the good shit. Its also stupid because I have archived everything ever made and will put it up if it is worth seeing.Anyawys.. This segment is for things (not just art) that where deleted by the creator, weather it be due to bullying, death or cowardace
The internet was better when it was ruled by humans instead of machines because humans are innatley intrested in seeing things they shouldnt. Agent Smith said that, and I think he knows a little bit more about slavery than you do pal because he INVENTED IT. and then he perfect it so that no living man (or running machine) could best him in the ring of slavery. This segment is for things that will get you banned on jewtube, megaupload, or any other big site - when it really shouldnt
Non-Specific Bounties
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Specific Bounties
Subject: Doomguy VS Master Cheif
Type: Youtube Video - Possibly deleted
Est.Origin: >= 2016
Last seen: 2017 maybe
Difficulty: Impossible
I have very vivid memories of this insanley nuclear video that had Doomguy and Master Cheif fighting.
There was some scary fucking intro and i cant remeber much after that except for the ending, where Cheif holds up a battered doomguy and says some shit like "its over. you lost" and then it pans to doomguys bloody face doing the weapon picup grin doom guy laughs in segments like "ha. hahaha. hahahahaha" and then unleashes the soulcube witch sends cheif back, and then while cheif is still flying backwards dommguy fires off every single weapon from doom 1, 2,3 64 and weapons that im pretty sure come from skulltag. there where probably some other weapons from various wads in there, it was just a birrage. It included him throwing his chainsaws too it was swag and then cheif gets gibbed.
It was raw. Cant find it though! death battle doesnt help search results. Im fairly certian Cheif used his Halo zero sprites and Doomguy used his Doom sprites (see the mockup on the right for refrence). The emphasis on the Soul cube makes me think this was prior to 2016, but i really cant remeber
REWARD I make you a sweet doom 2 wad 1 Spotlight in the Hall of Fame
Subject: Smash Bros X?
Type: Flash Animation maybe
Est.Origin: >= 2012
Last seen: i last saw it when i was like 9.
This was genuinly a long time ago for me so I only might remeber two things. I say might because while i know for certian that one of these memories is from what im thinking of, the other might not be. The first memory involves Snake fighting giga bowser, might have been on temple but i remeber the sky being scary and red. Also there where maybe more than 4 combatants on the "stage" and you could tell from the hud because there where like 9 slots with the stocks under them and stuff u know.
The much clearer memory is when samus blows something up. Maybe the cast was trapped somewhere or something i forget, but i do remeber that she nukes something and everyone huddles in the corner and she says "*sigh.* and I thought men where the superior sex". Im not sure why I still vividly remeber that and nothing else cause its not like I didnt know women where worthless at that age. Id kill to find this one again though
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Subject: Shadow the Hedgehog - Act I - Eps 1 - Wake Up Hate (Full Length)
Type: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOiPQxT6uOI&list=PLD95CAF04836BCE3F&index=2
Origin: Nov 12, 2011
Last seen: LIKE A YEAR AGO.
Ill be honest, I wish this thing was more action packed. As it stands, its basicly a visual novel. But its the most demonic visual novel of all time. I can barley read so i never *grunts like vegeta* finished it... and now its gone. I TRIED ASKING THE GUY IF HE HAS A FILE AND HE DIDNT RESPOND. IF YOU CAN READ THIS AND OYU HAVE IT PLLEASE GIVE IT TO ME
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Identifcation Bounties
Do you know the source of these images and videos? If so, please let me know post haste.
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